Cool as a cucumber

Pounding Head

by Darren

I had a few of my friends over for drinks yesterday and they left around dinner time. As always, I still wanted to drink so I grabbed my wallet, all of the empties and headed off to my local party store. When I got there I counted all of my bottles and I ended up having about ten dollars from the cans that I took back. I grabbed me a six pack, cigarettes, gum and a pint of Jack Daniels to last me the rest of the night.

When I was standing in line a woman from the Sheffield escorts service started flirting with me. I ended up hopping in her car and took off with her for the rest of the night. When I woke up in the morning, my wallet was empty and my head was pounding. I let her know what I great time that I had and advised her to drop me off at home.